Chattel Bio-Statistics Form: (All but the first three fields are Optional, but the more you say the Better your chances are! Only the Top 20 or so will make it to the Block!)
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Age: Choose 18-22 23-28 29-34 35-40 41-50 50-60 Wisest of them All Ageless Immortal

How "Hot" are You? Choose What's Esteem? Peeks out of a Hole Walks on all fours Bipedal Modest Average Keeps the room warm Confident Cocky Sizzles Pure Vanity
Height: Choose Lilliputian Can't reach the Counter Short/Petite One of the Crowd I really Am Tall! Tall I can touch the Sky! They look like toys!	Weight: Choose I can Fly! I float! I can walk on Water! Land Lubber I'll take my Scooter! I prefer to Drive! All things come to Me! How Dare you Ask!
Eye Color: Choose Sky Blue Sapphire Midnight Blue Just Blue! Brilliant Green Forest Green Just Green! Warm Brown Merde Brown Just Brown! Black as night Foggy Grey Golden Hazel They change! You tell Me!	Hair Color: Choose Ash Dirty Blond Blonde Brunette Auburn Red Head Burnished Gold Silken Grey Midnight Black Snow White Depends on my Mood! What Hair? I wear a Wig!
Complexion: Choose Flawless Freckles Pizza Face Ashen Tanned Porcelain Average Dark Stormy Angelic Complex Golden Light	Intelligence: Choose Box of Rocks Half a Six Pack One Beer Short A Full Six Pack! Played Hollywood Squares Played Jeopardy Nobody's Fool Won Hollywood Squares Won Jeopardy A. Einstein S. Hawking Siddhartha Gautama
Wits: Choose Witless Looking for a Clue Has one but can't find it Sharp as a Tack Gimme a drink first! Have my own Barstool! Brilliant for Bedrock! Laugh a Minute Rosie O'Donnell Robin Williams Roseanne Barr Chris Rock Groucho Marx Commander Data Maine-iac Sidekick Only	Overall Appearance: Choose PigPen Svelt Lissome Drop Dead Gorgeous Athletic String Bean Curvatious Muscular Jailbait Obviously a slut Dashing Matriarchal Striking PHAT! Beautiful Hunk Handsome Unforgettable Forgettable 1 in a Million

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